standpoor:

vera wang is perfect

Why can’t I have this.

(via businessbot)

2 weeks ago 193 ♥

It’s human nature to stretch, to go, to see, to understand. Exploration is not a choice, really; it’s an imperative.

Michael Collins (via ikenbot)

(Source: kenobi-wan-obi, via bananaeggroll)

2 weeks ago 591 ♥

Oh god. I’m dying.

(Source: theannieplanet, via astormbrewing)

2 weeks ago 72931 ♥
I’d like to sink under his heavy burden.

I’d like to sink under his heavy burden.

(Source: yeah-its-me-iron-man, via abigaillx)

3 weeks ago 32751 ♥
the-box-ticker:

Things Nobody Says To Heterosexuals


I actually say, “no hetero”…

the-box-ticker:

Things Nobody Says To Heterosexuals

I actually say, “no hetero”…

(via death-and-the-doctor)

3 weeks ago 57832 ♥
There’s a Panda-Themed Hotel in China.

did-you-kno:

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The Haoduo Panda Hotel in China is said to be the world’s first panda-themed hotel. 

Located at the foot of Emei Mountain in southwest China’s Sichuan province, the quirky hotel has rooms decorated with panda pictures, cuddly panda soft toys perched on beds, tables and chairs, and staff that dress up in panda costumes to entertain guests. 

Source

I can go? I can has?

(Source: did-you-kno)

3 weeks ago 6592 ♥

veganasfuck:

how many “friend-zoned” guys does it take to change a light bulb? None they’ll just compliment it and get pissed when it won’t screw. 

Herrrrrp.

(Source: amoracomplex, via stefanivonne)

3 weeks ago 250120 ♥

Lionel Shriver; ”We Need to Talk About Kevin”

Lionel Shriver; ”We Need to Talk About Kevin”

(Source: aseaofquotes, via dontbeaherobill)

3 weeks ago 2128 ♥

brandnewswastikas:

This winter I am going to plant grilled onions. 

(via bebopgun)

3 weeks ago 53 ♥
Oh, this is fantastic.

Oh, this is fantastic.

(via excuse-my-charisma)

4 weeks ago 637 ♥

unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

lordoftheinternet:

THE LEANING TOWER OF PISA IS IN ITALY

IT’S ITALICIZED

*adds to list of things that i never even would have bothered to think about if it werent for this website*

Herrrrrp!

(via stefanivonne)

4 weeks ago 132786 ♥

whores-of-salem:

lesincompetent:

I’m gonna reblog this until everyone in existence knows about this

its meows are so tender

I’m crying.

(Source: videohall, via bebopgun)

4 weeks ago 221531 ♥

I wish to celebrate.

1 month ago 2 ♥

Every secret of a writer’s soul, every experience of his life, every quality of his mind, is written large in his works, yet we require critics to explain the one and biographers to expound the other.

Virginia Woolf
meghantonjes:

marrymejasonsegel:

goddessofcheese:

fuckingrecipes:

fangirlstarship:

nerdamongnerds:

sord:

ukidoki:

militaryfit-bombshell:

Super Silky Summer Legs
Next time you are feeling down, about to binge, going on a date, or just need to pamper yourself, do this. I just did it and I can not stop rubbing my legs together. It feels like I paid for that over expensive pedicure at the salon.
Ingredients
1 1/4 C Sugar (Yup, plain, good-ol’ white sugar)
1/2 C Oil (I used olive oil, but you can use any oil, coconut oil, baby oil, canola oil)
3 tablespoons Citrus (Lime or lemon)
1-2 Razors
Mix everything together in a bowl.
Soak your legs in the tub for 5 minutes.
Shave your legs.
Rub some of this mixture all over your legs. The sugar will help rub off all dirt and dead skin. Rub, rub. Feels like a mini massage.
Rinse it all off, shave again. I would use one razor per leg if you have two. You will be rinsing this razor a lot. I was GROSSED out by the amount of dead skin I was “shaving” off. It was insane! Trust me, you’ll see.
Rub your legs again! Second coat of wax, oh yeah.
Rinse off! You can use a mild soap to help get some of the oil off.
Lotion your legs up, and feel the silkiness!
Now this isn’t just geared to ladies…. guys, if you want to get lucky, I suggest you offer to rub your ladies’ feet with this mix too. It feels awesome, and when you get lucky, you will be thanking me that her rough grandma feet aren’t cutting your legs, if ya know what I’m saying… hahaha.
I have silky arm pits too!!
Try it, I swear, You will want everyone to touch your legs.

i just did this and after about 2 or so months of not shaving this is the most incredible thing i have ever done its like my legs arent even legs they’re some sort of ancient fabric made only for powerful pharoahs
i highly suggest this even if you don’t shave use it on your feet or shave your pits or your pubes with it because you will feel like a fucking deity

HOLY SHIT I JUST USED THIS AND???? I FEEL LIKE MY LEGS ARE MADE OF ANGEL WINGS
THIS IS THE BEST THING IF YOU DON’T USE IT YOU’RE CRAZY

I just tried this and it feels so good I want to cry

I’VE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS POST FOR LIKE 6 MONTHS THANK YOU TUMBLR

THIS FUCKING RECIPE IS A WONDERFUL THING. USE IT WHEREVER YOU SHAVE. 
FACE? LEGS? IDK JUST SMUSH IT AGAINST YOUR SKIN AND REJOICE

so I just tried this and
ohmygoddddd

what?! ok no do not put this on your pubes or anywhere close to your vagina unless you want one hell of a yeast infection

Well, I just did this and my legs feel amazing. I didnt notice necessarily a ton of dead skin, but I feel smooth as feckkkk. Never buying body scrub again.

meghantonjes:

marrymejasonsegel:

goddessofcheese:

fuckingrecipes:

fangirlstarship:

nerdamongnerds:

sord:

ukidoki:

militaryfit-bombshell:

Super Silky Summer Legs

Next time you are feeling down, about to binge, going on a date, or just need to pamper yourself, do this. I just did it and I can not stop rubbing my legs together. It feels like I paid for that over expensive pedicure at the salon.

Ingredients

  • 1 1/4 C Sugar (Yup, plain, good-ol’ white sugar)
  • 1/2 C Oil (I used olive oil, but you can use any oil, coconut oil, baby oil, canola oil)
  • 3 tablespoons Citrus (Lime or lemon)
  • 1-2 Razors
  1. Mix everything together in a bowl.
  2. Soak your legs in the tub for 5 minutes.
  3. Shave your legs.
  4. Rub some of this mixture all over your legs. The sugar will help rub off all dirt and dead skin. Rub, rub. Feels like a mini massage.
  5. Rinse it all off, shave again. I would use one razor per leg if you have two. You will be rinsing this razor a lot. I was GROSSED out by the amount of dead skin I was “shaving” off. It was insane! Trust me, you’ll see.
  6. Rub your legs again! Second coat of wax, oh yeah.
  7. Rinse off! You can use a mild soap to help get some of the oil off.
  8. Lotion your legs up, and feel the silkiness!

Now this isn’t just geared to ladies…. guys, if you want to get lucky, I suggest you offer to rub your ladies’ feet with this mix too. It feels awesome, and when you get lucky, you will be thanking me that her rough grandma feet aren’t cutting your legs, if ya know what I’m saying… hahaha.

I have silky arm pits too!!

Try it, I swear, You will want everyone to touch your legs.

i just did this and after about 2 or so months of not shaving this is the most incredible thing i have ever done its like my legs arent even legs they’re some sort of ancient fabric made only for powerful pharoahs

i highly suggest this even if you don’t shave use it on your feet or shave your pits or your pubes with it because you will feel like a fucking deity

HOLY SHIT I JUST USED THIS AND???? I FEEL LIKE MY LEGS ARE MADE OF ANGEL WINGS

THIS IS THE BEST THING IF YOU DON’T USE IT YOU’RE CRAZY

I just tried this and it feels so good I want to cry

I’VE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS POST FOR LIKE 6 MONTHS THANK YOU TUMBLR

THIS FUCKING RECIPE IS A WONDERFUL THING. USE IT WHEREVER YOU SHAVE. 

FACE? LEGS? IDK JUST SMUSH IT AGAINST YOUR SKIN AND REJOICE

so I just tried this and

ohmygoddddd

what?! ok no do not put this on your pubes or anywhere close to your vagina unless you want one hell of a yeast infection

Well, I just did this and my legs feel amazing. I didnt notice necessarily a ton of dead skin, but I feel smooth as feckkkk. Never buying body scrub again.

1 month ago 267169 ♥
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