June 2013
10 posts
do you ever see the person you love do something really fucking ridiculous and you just watch and think “ah yes this is where i have laid my affections”
Ah yes.
- what a girl says: i'm fine
- what she means: old sport
how come nobody got pregnant at hogwarts? i mean come on, surely there was some unprotected hanky panky going on there.
Wizardry.
ahh, makes sense.
fetus deletus
May 2013
18 posts
“Damaged people are dangerous. They know they can survive.”
—Josephine Hart (via quote-book)
“It’s human nature to stretch, to go, to see, to understand. Exploration is not a choice, really; it’s an imperative.”
—Michael Collins (via ikenbot)
There's a Panda-Themed Hotel in China.
The Haoduo Panda Hotel in China is said to be the world’s first panda-themed hotel.
Located at the foot of Emei Mountain in southwest China’s Sichuan province, the quirky hotel has rooms decorated with panda pictures, cuddly panda soft toys perched on beds, tables and chairs, and staff that dress up in panda costumes to entertain guests.
I can go? I can has?
how many “friend-zoned” guys does it take to change a light bulb? None they’ll just compliment it and get pissed when it won’t screw.
Herrrrrp.
This winter I am going to plant grilled onions.
THE LEANING TOWER OF PISA IS IN ITALY
IT’S ITALICIZED
*adds to list of things that i never even would have bothered to think about if it werent for this website*
Herrrrrp!
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April 2013
27 posts
“Every secret of a writer’s soul, every experience of his life, every quality of his mind, is written large in his works, yet we require critics to explain the one and biographers to expound the other.”
—Virginia Woolf
“It is disgusting. We are told to love sex but never masturbate or fool around. To love our bodies but we have to be hairless, thin, have boobs, and to never wear make up to cover our flaws. We can like sports and watch them but we can’t play them unless they are toned down and pretty enough to be oggled at. We can be nerds but we can’t be TOO smart or we forget our place. We are told we need a prince charming and to seek him out by constantly changing ourselves and being perfect for him. We are given the message that outside beauty is what matters the most but if we have it and get successful it was because we have a pretty face. We are told we exaggerate and should just go with it when we complain of being objects and property. We are taught that being a woman is worthy of an insult… WE have to fear walking at night. WE have to go in a group if we need to use the bathroom in a strange place. WE have to be cautious of where we are and who we are with. That we are told to hush and get over it if we are assaulted because real life isn’t like the crime shows and it is harder to convict the assaulter. That female artists are degraded and yelled at in artist alleys. That you are judged just by how you wear a t-shirt.”
—(via undefinable-revolution)
Hile, gunslingers! Shoot with your mind.: Reblog if you were ever bullied. →
hilegunslingers.tumblr.com
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That’s disgusting.
Well done society.
Well done.
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208,261 that is horrific.
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“The world is a tragedy to those who feel, but a comedy to those who think.”
—Horace Walpole
: grade school sex-education →
reallyl0vely.tumblr.com
subtitle: what I wish I told my sister before middle school
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you will get your period one day,
and you will not feel like a woman.
you will feel like your body has betrayedevery promise it ever curled around
your little finger. this is normal.
you will get breasts soon afteror…
Mashed potato, bacon, spinach, and garlic pizza… So that’s a thing I’m going to have to make and put in my mouth.
“I’m not fascinated by people who smile all the time. What I find interesting is the way people look when they are lost in thought, when their face becomes angry or serious, when they bite their lip, the way they glance, the way they look down when they walk, when they are alone and smoking a cigarette, when they smirk, the way they half smile, the way they try and hold back tears, the way when their face says they want to say something but can’t, the way they look at someone they want or love… I love the way people look when they do these things. It’s… beautiful.”
—Unknown (via slekes)
“The first and great commandment is: Don’t let them scare you.”
—Elmer Davis
“A woman saying yes to a date with a man is literally insane, and ill-advised, and the whole species’ existence counts on them doing it. I don’t know how women still go out with guys when you consider that there’s no greater threat to women than men. We’re the number one threat to women! Globally and historically, we’re the number one cause of injury and mayhem to women, we’re the worst thing that ever happens to them. If you’re a guy, try to imagine that you could only date a half-bear, half-lion, like, “Ugh, I hope this one’s nice.”
—Louis C.K. (via chasingleavesinthewind)
“I am yours. Don’t give myself back to me.”
—Rumi (via arpeggia)
